Part 1: The Cult of Darkrai

Ten people are pictured here. I sincerely hope none of them ever wind up reading this, because I'm gonna spend quite a lot of time savaging this game.
Please support the official release.

The Insurgence wiki has a page that gives a name that'll get you each pokemon in the Friend Safari, so it's a little easier than it seems. That's actually good to know. I never messed with it any because the servers have never worked for as long as I've been playing.
#2773: Spicy Curry classified as Medicine. #2504: Using Soar at the Emolgataxi in Battle Frontier deleted all my items and Pokemon.

We don't have to press any buttons here. The game moves on after a few seconds.

Pokemon Insurgence 1.2.2 Merging Patch - (no explicit folder instructions, designed for folder merging. Use the core links unless you know what that means, i ain't helpin you. You also need 1.2.0 or 1.2.1 to do this first). Pokemon Insurgence is a Pokemon fangame made by the creators of Pokemon Zeta and Omicron. Pokemon Insurgence has a unique region, with an enticing storyline, and offers challenging gameplay, for all players. Insurgence Verison. Pokemon Flora Sky. Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 Next. Go on epic adventures to become the best pokemon trainer. Learn strategy to overcome any obstacles.

I've beaten this game. I still don't know why Giratina is on the title screen. I can think of close to a half dozen other legendaries that have more cause to be there.
EDIT FROM APRIL, 2019: It's because of a bug. It's supposed to be Mew.
No, I don't think we need to load my endgame save. Let's ignore the question of why I have two Gardevoir... or why it looks like I have a purple maned boar.
Much better! Do official pokemon games have multiple save files? I don't believe ORAS did, but I didn't pay too close attention regardless.
Just need to change a few settings real quick. First off, text speed goes to max where it will never leave.
Music gets muted and sounds get cut to 80% of normal. The music that comes with the game doesn't loop correctly. For instance, the pokecenter theme is 30 seconds of music and then 5 seconds of nothing while it repeats.
I'm sure I could fix it, but that's expending effort and it's a lot easier to just open iTunes and catch up on my growing podcast backlog. ~~Pokemon is really enhanced by shouting at the podcast hosts to stop talking over each other.~~
Difficulty will stay on Normal for most of the game. The difficulty setting only affects rival battles, gym battles, and major plot battles. Teams on Easy generally have lower levels and the movesets aren't as dickish. Hard mode is just All Competitive Viable Teams All The Time, and fuck that noise.
Turbo speed doesn't matter because after the first update I'm gonna open CheatEngine and toggle the speedhack. For whatever reason this game is really goddamned slow by default. Turbo is supposed to alleviate that, but it doesn't work during scene transitions or during some pokemon moves... or during plot moments. Also it's a 'hold to activate' thing, so it's a lot easier to tell CheatEngine to run the game at 1.75x speed and have something playable.
Purity mode is going to be off because this game has something called Delta Pokemon that are equal parts amazing and stupid and they need to be shared with the world. I unironically love them and Purity Mode disables them.
Constant Daytime is on because otherwise the game is way too dark at night.
Anyway, that's all the options that I needed to toggle. Let's boogy!
I mentioned above that I've beaten this game before. I'm kinda curious how some plot details go in the traditional story. We're not gonna find out because this is a pokemon fangame LP. We're in this for the atrocity tourism. Dark all the way!
are cults.
switch later on if it's too tame or edgy.
This setting can be changed at pretty much any time, as long as we're in a pokecenter. The story isn't even all that edgelord-y, to be honest. This is certainly no Reborn.
The framerate takes a sharp nosedive when the view turns like this. That aside, this is a pretty nice view of the region.
The game even does this stylish little spin for us.
That desert is right next to an ocean, but it's entirely enclosed by a mountain. That's more thought than most map designers give!
: We live in dark times, my friends. A grave loss has recently befallen us all.
protect his people.
This game has a lot of text and while I'm sure a transcript exists somewhere, I don't care that much. This isn't high art, it's a pulpy pokemon fantasy story.
'As you know.'
: They won't rest until the world is remade exactly how they want it to be.
: He saved us.
dead.
The Augur is pretty much the leader of the region. You know all the crap you see Champions up to in mainline pokemon games? The Augur does that here. So what we're seeing is some rando standing up and saying 'Hey. Look at me. I'm the Captain now.'
: We will stand our ground! We will not let these cultists... these insurgents... split apart ouf families and destroy the place we call home! Long live the Torren Region!
Fuck no! People that would do a challenge run of Pokemon Insurgence are not well. My first run had multiple fights where the only reason I won was because I kept stalling with revives. I'm no competitive battler, but I've been playing these games since they first came out in the US over 20 years ago. This game is really fucking hard.
Invoking Arceus as you would a diety is such an awkward way to phrase things.
: If you value your memories at all, you'll listen to what I have to say.
In the grand tradition of pokemon LPs, this is a female protagonist. Her name was picked at random.
Our three choices are 'pasty' 'anime character' and 'slightly tanned.' These pictures are also all liars because our character does not, and in fact will never, wear shoes. We will walk through multiple active volcanoes, a marsh, and several snowy fields.
Some searching has turned up that with the 1.2.3 patch that came out more than 2 years ago, the player character decided to forego shoes for whatever dumb reason. Sure, why not?
For what it's worth, we're playing as an anime character with purple hair.
: Thank goodness. You still remember everything!
We're being menaced by a Gengar.
: You need to wake up!
: Soon, Dream Eater will rid the prisoner of the last of her memories. Hopefully we'll be done within the hour. Pokemon insurgence 1.2.3 core

This is Persephone. She's one of the game's many, many, many antagonists, and a particularly annoying one at that.
: Excellent. Finally, we'll have fulfilled our end of the bargain. Good work, you two.
: Will you be attending?
: Very well. I'll see you upstairs, then.
: Kill them, of course. I expect you upstairs within two minutes.
Exeunt Persephone.
: Why are we bothering to wipe their memories if we're just going to kill them anyways?
Persephone is kind of a terrible boss. The 'violently psychotic' sort.
: Mew...
This is the only pokemon voice clip in the game. Everything else uses the clips from the real games. Well, kinda. For some reason Chansey uses Fearow's noise... and Charmander's cry plays its second half before its first half.
What I'm getting at is sound isn't this game's strong suit.
Mew chases off the Gengar...
: The Gengar's gone... go. Follow Mew, get out of here, and never look back. Good luck.
We're finally given control! So let's wander around and explore our prison.
The game's a tad buggy. This will sort itself out eventually.
The hallway twists around back on itself. There's a RPG Maker map below.
Items typically show up on the field as the thing they are. So a purple bottle means a regular potion, for instance.
We started in the top left. The potion room is the top right. Our next stop is the bookcase in the bottom middle.
Long story short, there's five cults: Cult of Darkrai,

Pokemon Insurgence 1.2.3 Download

Abyssal Cult, Infernal Cult, Sky Cult, and Perfection. We're being held prisoner by the Cult of Darkrai who, for some reason, worship the Legendary Pokemon of Nightmares.
All the other doors on the floor are locked. So let's just head upstairs...
No point in posting a map. We can only go one place. So let's keep heading up!
the base.
Okay cool. We now have a quest: we need to find some DNA.
I guess the Cult of Darkrai isn't very hygenic.
Gross. Do you want diseases? Because this is how you get diseases!
So Mew has been following us around. This isn't just because it likes us. Insurgence is like HGSS in that the first pokemon in your party will follow you around on the overworld. You can talk to them and they'l